SPY CHECKING SYSTEMS FULLY OPERATIONAL.
SENTRY STATUS: LEVEL 3 AND ON STANDBY.
DISPENSER STATUS: LEVEL 3 AND CURRENTLY DISPENSING.
TELEPORTATION SYSTEM: OFFLINE.
CRIT-WRENCHtotheface™ SYSTEMS FULLY ENGADGED.
NO SPIES CURRENTLY DETECTED IN THE AREA.
PROCEED.
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